Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Another Charlie story, but meaner

Not all my stories are the kind you can laugh about.  This one is a short story that I didn't realize at the time was going to be a story.  It took me a little while after this encounter to realize what had happened..

This takes place before I saw Charlie in his drag outfit.  This is the story about how I found out he was gay.

Now, the thing about Charlie is that he wasn't hiding that he was gay.  He was fairly flamboyant, but I didn't want to make assumptions about anyone so I wasn't convinced he was gay despite the clues.  One day I was home by myself when the doorbell rang.  I go to answer it and there was a girl there, about our age, holding a notebook.  Here's the conversation and my thoughts at the time as best I remember them.

"Is Charlie here?" she asks.
"No, I don't think so."
"Well, I'm doing a story and I wanted to interview him."
"Really?  What about?"
"He's the secretary of the LGBT Union.  Did you know that?"

Here's what I realized later- I noticed at this point that she got a weird expression on her face, like she was getting ready to share a dirty secret with me that I was going to be chocked about.  She was ready to talk to me about my reaction to this as she dropped her bomb.  I know I pissed her off with what I did next:

"No, I didn't.  Do you want to leave a message?" with no reaction other than a sincere desire to take a message.

Her attempt at eliciting a reaction totally missed me until I thought about it later.  It didn't bother me at all, especially since I'd had suspicions.  At this point she said "No", and walked off.  I still smile today that I prevented her from getting what she was obviously after, a chance to do some gay bashing.  I don't know if she ever got to interview Charlie, but I hope not.

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