I'm not recording these in any particular order, just as I remember them. They'll probably cluster around a certain time as one thing reminds me of another, but that's it. Anyway, here goes..
I'll start with one of my favorites to tell. It was my first year of college and I was living in an apartment complex called the Courtyard (I skipped the whole dorm thing and don't regret it one bit). Anyway, it was a few months in. I was sitting downstairs one night with a few friends of mine- I don't remember all their names, but the one of interest is Sarah. She's an extremely brash girl who just says whatever comes into her head..
Anyway, a little backstory. I lived with three other guys- Jim, the wannabe musician; Charlie the guy with the super long hair; and one guy who's name escapes me, the Ska band trombone player. Now this apartment had two sinks, which we shared. I shared one with Charlie. For a while I'd been seeing this stuff all over the sink, it resembled brown powder and I had no clue what it was.. until..
Charlie came walking down the stairs behind us. He said hi and walked by.. in high heels, a mini-skirt, a tube-top, and all made up. He made a pretty convincing girl, actually. Once he left, and as soon as the door closed, Sarah turns back to us and says:
"He's prettier than I am!"
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